Steve the Turtle 🐢


Because Arizona sucks- 



Did Steve the Turtle die? He is like 95





Haha someone made me Chewbecky stickers- and that’s the biggest joke of all- who the fuck picks a fight with a  the wookie?  I got Han Solo, SkyWalker, Yoda, and Princess Leia on my side. Are the SSwingers mentally challenged? 



Maybe hanging out with that draggy Azbanian Prince, playing his little soldier boy, and eating his wood is paying off for Murph. Look at this! He is working on his forearms unlike T-rex Snake! Hawt! Roar! 🦁 


 
And you, boys, your material has gone very stale. 😉 Sorry, I’m all hot and sweaty from working out, unlike RM- who sits on a couch, drinking and commenting all day. 🐮 







Anyone else catch that part Snake said Karla emailed him on her husband’s email ( because you know how he asks everyone to email him for various reasons) - and after that he used her husbands name to dox her? And he found out she owned a restaurant and 6 stick built properties and 10 double wides. But he went on to say she was poverty because they were cheap properties. - I am here to remind everyone he blamed me for doxxing her- but it was him. 

No- no my friends, Snake just admitted he did some kind of investment research into Karla. He did that as revenge because she wouldn’t behave on his site. He did the same to Greenbean. He tried to do that on me and failed. He did that on Jack Burns. Whom else? 🤔 



I don’t know man, Murph was hungry and we all know his Azbanian Prince doesn’t feed him anything but wood





Darrell is on his way to rescue the sinking ship 


SD is on a bender 



Moving forward- 

Some anonymous poster submitted this for me to post- they’re a golf connoisseur and suggested this.


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No joke, I’m thoroughly enjoying this!- Love Ginger Whale 😛💕


374 😂🫵 @ 1:15


Leave it to AJ to heckle a non-profit Catholic charity serving homeless. One thing about Jack, he donates to homeless charities. I know that because AJ and Snake trolled him over it. Say what you will about Jack, but Jack’s a good human. God sees all and I am pleased AJs body is bringing him closer and closer to meeting his maker. 




Thanks AJ! You give the best boomer pro-tips!!





As seen on SSwingers late at night in short form




We think it was turning them on-


We at MX thought we’d pass along the full “how to video” they were playing with- 

Don’t mind me- 


I’m just enjoying the eating. 

And Jay admits he mostly goes to Mediaite to stalk Jack- Rick responding with some gaslighting and blames Jack for Snake stalking him and wishes death upon his head. So typical of these mental ill boomers. 



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This one is for GB- ☺️









That’s right- we are eating baby - 
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 We are glad SSwingers have finally admitted they are a cult. 






The best part of yesterday was learning Rick was going to a Bryan Adam’s concert. 🎶  Ya. I mean, does it get better?


Hey Ricky Baby- and all you weirdos at SS- my big beaver 🦫- 

That you all love to talk abouts and think abouts - like this

You olds talking about my beaver all day is kinda disturbing considering half of you are gay- and the other half wear diapers- I am not into your freaky swinger pool parties and possible animal sex with that poor street dog you call a hooker- so remember this—-

I have —-


And the real law on my side- my beaver is off limits to you freaks! Imagine being Jays wife and watching them post about my beaver? She’s such a tool. What a pick-me cunt.

Jay stop lying to Elizabeth. You forgot to tell her I called you before I called your manager or the police. You know like a normal mom would do when they saw an adult bullying their kid. Greenbean called, too. We took many steps to de-escalate. You were the one who escalated at every step instead of de-escalating the situation. 


Great tip! 



At this point it could be anyone- who haven’t these guys pissed off? 

Not that MX condones violence in anyway but really, at some point SS trolls need to take some accountability and stop whining. 🤷‍♀️


Word on the street is Snakes got his Fake Indian back in the gym after we called her out on being fatty pants.. work it girl!  Still no face shot we see! 




Hang in there Murph! That dude Azrael might let you nail him yet!






OWNED DISCO- Snake throws everyone under the bus eventually 


And I know - for sure Azbania’s ISP pinged 3 separate times out of Albania 🇦🇱.  That one was caught in the honeypot.

TrollDaddy getting ready for his Arizona Pool Party 




Darrell on his way to Arizona - he’s got something something on his mind after all those late night grindfests 


Boy is about to see a catfish- 

Someone sent this to me and said it’s why we never see her face - oh, dear! 

Also- there was a passing hello to side piece One- man, that’s got to be humbling for him. Ouch- he will wait there for a little scratch on the head like a good puppy. 😕




Hehehe this is definitely the kind of weird shit we’d find at Jelly’s house - I mean when she’s not  🚶‍♂️ in Detroit 🤣



🤣 you just know this is SDs freaky ass kitchen, right Karla? Hahaha 


Another day in paradise - makes sense now- 😉


Yeah, I saw some screenshots of Fiddy crying in his beard over his wife dumping him. And my thoughts on that were well, yeah- I mean- you ruined her long planned vacation by forcing a virtual stranger on her; a bossy, pushy, overbearing stranger. What did you expect?  I told you so, man. 🤷‍♀️


She HATES you both 😂🫵

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Who has the coolest algorithm? PN, of course. 







Thanks for letting everyone know you’re lurking more Snake-  constantly lurking and lurking more- 

This is me laughing in your face man. Ha! You always use the same weak, pathetic defense when your fat wife gets caught berating  Karla for what you and AJ and all your minions do. Reno Breakdown! No, we are heckling you and your small weiner. You all roast kids. It screams, neglected as children. 


Yes, we are laughing at you and your small peen energy, and your trashy, poverty ways. And dude, your wife is kinda fat. Oops. She let herself go. And TrollU- man, please stop. I bet your wife is nice, but c’mon. 


And TrollDaddy? Do you really want to get on my naughty list? Is that a smart move? 
Murph is still running around 💩 himself over a Transgender Azbanian - we love that for him. So embarrassing. 





Luke 10:19 

Behold, I give you the authority to trample on snakes and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing shall by any means hurt you. 😊☀️ that’s a good Jesus verse 

Look at RM attacking Karla- what a trashy hypocrite 


Isn’t that so self-righteous of her when at her own site they constantly attack kids. Here AJ is obsessing over my son’s body again- like a freak. 
 Twice in a row AJ was discussing my son’s size. What kind of a man does that? Why is he bullying a kid? 

And her freak husband who sits and lurks at MX all day is here admitting it- he certainly did not stop AJ or Rick from talking about or dragging kids. RM is full of it, Karla. She is dumber than a box of rocks… and looks it. 










For AJ- to help with all his gastrointestinal issues- 

Cooking with Laura- 💕😉- she’s my girl! We see eye to eye on everything. Her recipes are delish and healthy. 




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Fiddy’s improving! Must be all that alone time. 





Troll Daddy scoring points with Snake. What a good boy. 





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Support for AJ sponsored by SSwingerville- 


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This is gonna be a bad day for D-man…

Darrell ended up making some  poor choices- 


Big D started the night out on the mic- 





The 🕷️ that lives at SSwingerville. I know who he is, he knows I know- it’s really kinda creepy how we both know. 
Who else knows? 3- that I 👁️- who does he see? Not me. Ha! 




Someone turned him into a bird and no it wasn’t me- 😇 
J-bird 🐦 



No Face in the Wild - you forgot about him? Ha! You shouldn’t have. 




Rickster in the wild 😜- playing with an Elephant 




Omg look at the nose and horrible choice in clothing with the bowl hair cut! Blah blah blah endless noise making! We all know who this is by the dumbo ears, right?  😭 




SD in the Wild- our lil Cupid 💘 



AJ in the Wild 😜 So stealth 




Fiddy in the Wild - tough guy! 



Snake wants everyone to believe I look like this- and I think it’s funny he thinks it’s a horrible look. It’s not even a flex. So weird - I’m like 70 pounds lighter but this lady looks great. 



Fiddddddy! Yay! 😁 💕 what was that beer for brats? Genesee Cream Ale! Right! 



I just know AJs wife looks at him like this over her noodles 



Spiders are engineers - no way 


My babies eat like royalty - 😋 🤤 Not sure what SSwingerville is freaking out about - check it out- so good.


And just a reminder- we all be kung-fu fighting! It’s Sunday! Everyone, Everywhere! KungFu Fighting! Have today! I’ll be watching you- 👁️ 



👀🤷‍♀️😊-  that’s all 



😂🫵 




CatLivesMatter ringname “Rebel Kenny” is in the ring first 








Oh, yeah- if I had a problem with Elizabeth, she’d know-she wouldn’t need to guess. 😉 

Look at AJ trying to blow smoke 💨 up everyone’s ass name calling my kiddo again but we found out he’s an atheist, with a back problem and a major issue with poopy in his panties…. I wonder why?  - lmao 



If I were to compare Greenbean to one fictional character it would be Jax Teller -  🖕



  Anyone check in on the 🤡 site today after they got wrecked so hard at Mediaite? Rick’s meltdown was epic- of course they are probably patting themselves on the back for a battle well lost. 




          

Ok 👌  ok- I got one for you to sneak off to bed to tonight as your wife gets dirty with the 3 idiots - here you go- man 


Oh- lil more? Mkay- Huggy says you’re welcome 



This will kill the poor creeps - 



Here is one for Rick -   He was trolled so hard today he looked like this guy


Poor Murph- so lonely and stuck making out with the ratchet Azbanian Prince 🫅 We are all laughing at him, but let’s toss him a bone. 🦴 





Ha! Facts 🫵  🕷️ 



 I heard my creepy stalker lurkers were posting pics of prepubescent boyish girls so this is for all the real men:


Omg 😱 🐍 is going to 🪦 screaming FATTY!


AJ is looking for a 🌲  right now or Mandog or CatLivesMatter… while all the other men are looking at her …




  

Let’s all say a prayer for AJ- he doesn’t have much longer to find God, he’s pretty old. 
    

 And remember folks- it is better to be poor and of God than rich and not- for we inherit the Kingdom of Heaven 



Who are we collectively thinking of right now? 😑



I would be like the bitch in throws that did track and field if this was legal- 



Wait, what? What is this? Hunter Biden said what? Huh- 🤔….. hmmmmm…. Do we know people like this? 



Greenbean and I just wanted you to listen to this:






I was forced to read The Odyssey in freshman Honors English and that was a horrible experience. I hated it. It is a terrible book. At the time, I was glad Circe turned the crew into pigs which was an unpopular opinion in the 90s but I felt they were buffoons. Also, in the book, they were in her island for much longer than depicted in the movie. If memory serves me it was closer to a year Circe had Odysseus. And I thought Odysseus an idiot for being basically captured by Calypso. And Penelope was such a whiny waste of a woman, in my mind. I pretty much hated them all. 

As a young woman I couldn’t name what it was which bothered me so much about The Odyssey, now I can, misogyny. It is a misogynistic tale where the villains are mostly victims. That said, this was a decent movie and my son enjoyed it. I wish someone would explore Calypso as a rapist someday but I doubt men are ready for that. That was probably Nolan’s best troll of the movie, he made the hot white woman Odysseus biggest stumbling block. 

It was definitely made by a man for men and Matt Damon delivered that punch. Elliot Page delivers an outstanding performance. The casting was not off. What struck me was the sacking of Troy. Some bonehead mentioned Sinon was not in The Odyssey and while that is technically true I would direct them to both Virgil’s Aeneid and Dante’s Inferno, both of which draw directly from Homer. And if you’re taking issue with some artistic licensing and want to experiencing The Odyssey the way the Ancient Greeks intended, please, go find a lyre, get mad drunk, and recite it in poem form out loud- maybe stab someone and sacrifice them to the gods while you’re at it. Anyway…

 There was a scene that reminded me of an almost identical scene from John Woos The Killer 1989- which tells me  Christopher Nolan is a John Woo fan. Who isn’t ? 

If you’ve not seen either The Killer or The Odyssey you should see both. 

The Killer Church ShootOut 




Bar Scene 





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